McKroonan

14. Attends Rotherham Model Boys School. Currently suspended for theft of
11 bunsen burners from science classes during a 3 week period.

McScully

36. Single. Land Hole Formation Analyst (cave researcher). Specializes
in stalactite and stalagmite formation.

Beadle

In loving memory of JB.

McSwindle

61. Owner at McSwindles Bakery. Inventor of the McSwindle Slice.
A chocolate coated sponge cake slice with Lemon Curd centre.

McRusk

63. Retired driving instructor. Board member at Lolworth
neighbourhood watch committee.

McSnigget

57. Retired auditer for British Standards Institution (BSI). A multinational 
business services provider whose principal activity is the production of 
standards and the supply of standards-related services.

McGroosh

36. Currently unemployed. Laser Disc enthusiast.